Saturday, May 30, 2009

How To Wash Off Tanning Lotion

How much?

-20 They are more than 10 per hour the first ...
-Ok, be patient but I always forget it.
-Do not worry, it's not a problem ...
-Ok.
-I put it me or does she?
No, no, you do.
-Ok ...
Make-dancer?
-No, I'm so in nature.
-Hai movements very coordinated.
-I'm used to.
-You would not think.
-I really like what I do takes me effort, always.
-You see, you know good deal.
-In what sense?
-In in the sense that I said.
-Well? What did you expect?
No, no, that's fine, indeed.
-...
-Woof!
-How?
-Woof!
-Oh for Christ's sake, and now what happens?
Bau-bau!
-Stop, stand still!
-È nervoso, è da un po' che si agita a questa maniera.
-Ho capito, ma sui capelli... penso che questo le costerà un extra.
-Bau, baubaubaubau!!!
-Quindi? Che si fa?
-Non saprei, non vorrei crearti problemi.
-Sono tutta sudicia, mi ha già creato problemi...
-Capisco, lasciamo perdere... quant'è?
-Un ora l'ho persa lo stesso, fanno 20 più 10 per ogni ora oltre la prima ...
-Bau!
-E stai zitto...
-È agitato.
-Già...
-Stavamo dicendo?
-I soldi.
-Ah si, scusami, eccoteli... 20, ok?
-Ok, a martedì...
-A martedì... spero che per allora si sia calmato.
-Già..
-Hem ... ok, hello.
-Hi ...
-Woof!
Bau-shit! If this continues, the next time I'll take you to the kennels.
-Woof!

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Sausage Mixer For Sale

MoriremoTutti.

-seems like yesterday that we met ciccio true?
-Yesterday? Are you sure flab?
-Not much, but in the end does it matter?
-Nothing absolutely nothing. Except that sometimes, I think the good times we had together and nothing, I do not remember that great ...
-I do not understand.
-I mean, it would be nice for once at least to preserve the memory of all that we have done together?
-I do not know, I never asked that question.
-ego, all the time ... we're still all day in front of this lousy place.
-not a place.
-Yeah I know it's a fucking supermarket, it says COOP ...
-This is why we are here, no?
-Yes, but not very funny ... Have you ever wondered why we are all herded into a parking lot?
-No, actually no ...
-See? this is what I speak, that we are doing something, but we do not even know what. I mean, I love you, or at least, I believe he loves you.
-Yes, actually I'm not sure, that is, to what I remember I love you or something like that.
"Well, now is a little 'we're not together?
-Yes, I think so. Or at least, is when we are stuck in this position that ...
-It seems to me to meet you for a lifetime.
-It! is the same thing I feel, but when I think, for example, I could not tell what is your favorite color.
-Not 'I ... So you see? Why the fuck we love for a lifetime even if I remember what is your favorite color.
-I do not know, but I like you.
-I know, I adore your every inch, every your ...
-How you're sweet, I love you, I love your smell, your taste ... every part of your ... Thanks
-love ... But I do not understand ... all this crowd, I'm sick, there is a modicum of privacy always pushing, always in the queue ... and all because, for what, I've never asked?
-Indeed yes. I think it is for those imprisoned in the meat department.
-Ah, you say? I got there.
-silly, you're stressed.
-Yeah, I fall to pieces.
-Do not do that, you make me come depression. Think of others. Look at them, they are all crushed with one another and not even say a word, a look. At least we're together, we have a steady relationship, we have built a relationship, we ... future!
-Future? What do you mean?
-I do not know.
-Give me an example.
-Well, like ... we are now dead right?
-Theoretically yes.
-Behold, the future is something like ... 're all gonna die, you, the future is ... 're all gonna die!
-Fuck ... six very clever! Thanks
-love.
-why I love you.
-For this I'll eat you!

Friday, May 8, 2009

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Practice of Theory

- In theory yes, but in practice no.
- and dreams?
- What do you mean.
- I mean, if one dreams of falling in love with another woman, is how to do it?
- Again, in theory, but in practice no.
- is in fact what I feel.
- Yes, but the absurd thing is that I miss this person has a face ... the story of the woman of your dreams and the woman in your life, remember?
- Sure, I was there when you hear on TV is crap.
- It is not bullshit, it happened to me, now, that is tonight.
- What has happened now, is happening because you want it.
- No, it is because Christ's sake, I dreamed that one.
- These are excuses, excuses and not enough for you admit that you do not care for that other than a cock.
- A little 'respect, please. We are talking about a person with whom I share the joys and pains for years.
- Exactly, the love of your life.
- So you see? Back outside the discourse of the woman of your dreams ...
- The Sermon on the woman of your dreams is that it is and remains a woman of your dreams ... while the woman in your life, real life, will always be another.
- Yes, but I feel weird. I've heard all morning and are caught, attracted by a woman who even has a face ... know what I mean?
- No.
- Let me explain.
- Bravo.
- I mean, disgusting pig I did not know if it was practice or theory, I only know that I did, I'm in love with something that does not even exist ... because last night, days and weeks have passed and gone with the sweetness and serenity that only a well-paid courtship can give you.
- Holy crap ... romantic fuck.
- If you wanted you could tell me, prevent you from this humiliating confession ...
- Go ahead.
- Safe?
- Go
- Ok. I was saying about the courtship. Yes, so we met by chance in a tobacco shop more or less ... you know how dreams are out there and I was in the fog I was looking for cigarettes.
- And you? The pussy I mean ...
- she, the girl was inside, served at the bar.
- then it was a bar.
- No, a tobacco shop.
- I do not need tobacco shops at the bar ...
- So you want the story?
- Yes
- Shut up and listen.
- Ok.
- Ok.
- Go ahead.
- I call these cigarettes and two beautiful eyes, blue and bright start to stare ... that There, there!
- What? Holy Christ, you just said you do not remember what the fuck was done and now it turns out that she had beautiful eyes? You are not credible and that is why I invite you to reflect on the history of "practically and theoretically"
- It's called emotional memory, emotional pieces that become images. The brain compensates for the lack ...
- a pussy! The brain compensates for the lack of pussy and begins to make you imagine things as you want to see them.
- What the fuck you say!
- Holy crap, I know how it works, do you think I ever saw had a memory?
- But it is not a saw!
- Oh no? I thought we were talking about this.
- No, no and no! I'm telling you is that I woke up this morning and fell in love with whomever, and you jump out with chainsaws!
- Do not jump off the saws, I was simply saying that I happen to replace images with pieces of lost memories ... example: when they are about to come, at that time, went straight from butt to the face. Seem to me a series of faces, such as fast succession of images, a flash of one, two, maximum three seconds. And what elegance is that they are all pussies who smile. That is, not in the sense that vaginas are cool, are pieces of crops, beautiful women, I do not know what I mean ...
- Yes, you explain very well, and you Ever wonder why laugh?
- and I thought about it, I have come to a conclusion ... want to hear it?
- Let's hear it.
- The truth is that I believe to be the victim of a brainwashing media. That is, those fucking porn movies I watch, they all fucking elliptical structure ...
- Huh?!
- Yes, the kind of smile Watcmen, start with the smiley face and you end up with the smiley face, you know?
- No.
- Holy crap ... Forest Gump?
- Masterpiece!
- If this also Watcmen ... however, they also start with the feather and then there I'm fucking down at the end and throughout the film ...
- So? This thing hits with your snapshot applicants?!
- Centra that all these movies I watch, open all smiling with her pussy and then ends with her pussy full of cum beautiful smiling laughing ... Do you understand?! Plagiarism by media snapshot elliptical structure.
- How many times do you masturbate per day.
- What's that center?
- Center centers. So, how are you doing?
- I am my cock.
- How!
- Holy crap, what the fuck I know, I can tell you that I do enough to confuse the many faces of my lovers! Okay?!
- Okay.
- So?
- So you're the one who is ill, I do not.
- In theory yes, but in practice no.

Friday, May 1, 2009

Headscissor Wrestling

Band Secure.

Between August and September (more or less), released "Protected Band, an album published by Double Shot of Florence. Along with Me and Lorenzo, there will be other stories written and drawn by: Trinchero George Daveti Samuel, Ravazzani Alessio, Francesco Frontini, Deplano Paul, Brynhild Galeotti, Francesco Rossi and Yellow, which are roughly those over here (the old one is ugly and D'Alessio grapes). The theme of the register will be told and represented in the childhood various forms and stuff like that. Palloni, Lorenzo, now finished the Table 22, then crossed the line of our first story to be published. Congratulations him. Put under Table 3 and 4, inked by Alex March, chinatora of this story. Soon, other more detailed info.

Ah, the class photo was taken by the excellent Nicholas Saviori.